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Title: Winsome Ways
Author: [personal profile] capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight ACD)
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade
Summary: Does your dog bite?
Warning: (fluff)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: July 8th 2017 prompt: everyone loves sharing their expertise

.oOOo.


‘Mr Holmes, your dog is staring at me.’

‘She’s not my dog, Lestrade.’

‘Well then, Dr Watson’s dog is staring at me.’

‘She’s not his either.’

‘Confound you, Holmes! There is a black greyhound with an enormous plaster cast on its hind leg, laying on your rug, and she’s staring at me.’

‘Oh, that’s Winnie, known professionally as Win Some Moor, a champion of 72 races, now retired at age three years due to her injury.’

‘Will Mrs Hudson let you keep a pet?’

‘A pet? Don’t be absurd. Winnie is a witness to the recent poisonings at the track.’

.oOOo.

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Author's Note: You don't adopt a greyhound, you join a cult. Ask me about retired racing greyhound adoption.
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