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Title:  Miss Charlotte Blakeney
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandoms: A Tale of Two Cities (yeah, right)
Characters: Mary Sue
Summary: Challenge 205 at great_tales
Warnings: (Now where's the fun in that?)
Apologies: To the original author(s) and to litlover12 (who has prompted me to read A Tale of Two Cities for the first time, but is otherwise blameless)
Word Count: 405

This way to the story... )

Overdue

Aug. 26th, 2012 10:53 pm
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Title:  Overdue
Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom:  Discworld
Characters:  Sam Vimes, the Librarian, Sybill Vimes (née Ramkin)
Summary:  Prompt fill for Challenge 108 at great_tales
Warnings:  (none)
Word Count: 750-ish
Author's Notes: I have not read all of Terry Pratchett's Discworld, but I love what I have read so far!

This way to the story... )
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Title:  Night Fever
Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  Sherlock  (BBC)
Characters:  Mycroft Holmes
Summary:  This. Is. Sick.
Warnings:  (this should be warned for)
Word Count: n/a
Author's Notes: For July 29, 2012 prompt: Illness
(Author's drabble will be late, but in the meantime...  was completed before the deadline!)

This way to the... whatever this is... )
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Title: Transmogrified Again
Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  Sherlock (BBC)
Characters:  John Watson; Sherlock Holmes
Summary:  Mycroft's transformation process has finally worn off, but things are far from back to normal.
Warnings:  More things that go yip in the night
Word Count: 270
Author's Notes:
1) With kind permission from the brilliant donutsweeper, I have written a follow-up to Transmogrified.
2) Without any permission, I have quoted Douglas Adams.

This way to the... whatever this is... )

Tally Ho

Jun. 27th, 2012 02:47 pm
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Title: Tally Ho
Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: BBC Sherlock and Robin Hood
Characters: Robin (who has a hooded cloak), Guy de Lestrade, diminutive John
Summary: Traditional introductions ensue...
Warnings: Flattery bordering on plagiarism, historical anachronism, and random meta abound.
Word Count: 1075
Author's Notes: One-shot crossover gift fic for [info]gardnerhill

This way through the forest... )

Tally Ho

Jun. 27th, 2012 02:47 pm
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Title:  Tally Ho
Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom:  BBC Sherlock and Robin Hood
Characters:  Robin (who has a hooded cloak), Guy de Lestrade, diminutive John
Summary:  Traditional introductions ensue...
Warnings:  Flattery bordering on plagiarism, historical anachronism, and random meta abound.
Word Count: 1075
Author's Notes: One-shot crossover gift fic for [info]gardnerhill

This way through the forest... )

Eighty

Jan. 12th, 2012 10:02 am
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Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  The Hobbit
Characters:  Bilbo Baggins
Summary: Adventuring may involve collateral damage.
Warnings:  (angst)
Word Count:  80
Author's Notes: For Challenge 101 at [info]great_tales

Eighty casualties... )

Eighty

Jan. 12th, 2012 10:02 am
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Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  The Hobbit
Characters:  Bilbo Baggins
Summary: Adventuring may involve collateral damage.
Warnings:  (angst)
Word Count:  80
Author's Notes: For Challenge 101 at [info]great_tales

Eighty casualties... )

Mycrofic

Aug. 26th, 2011 03:50 pm
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Fandom: Crossover of BBC Sherlock and Cabin Pressure

Mycroft examined the CCTVs.
Yellow car!

Mycrofic

Aug. 26th, 2011 03:50 pm
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Fandom: Crossover of BBC Sherlock and Cabin Pressure

Mycroft examined the CCTVs.
Yellow car!
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Fandom: Cabin Pressure

Yellow car!
Yellow car!!
Yellow car!!!
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Fandom: Cabin Pressure

Yellow car!
Yellow car!!
Yellow car!!!
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Blue planet.
Mostly harmless.
Once again.
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Blue planet.
Mostly harmless.
Once again.
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Surprising Rice!
Brilliant new rice-free formulation!
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Surprising Rice!
Brilliant new rice-free formulation!
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nabbed from Pompey

Your results: (originally quizzed on September 10 ,2011, but stored at this earlier date)
You are Leonard McCoy (Bones)
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
100%
Beverly Crusher
80%
Will Riker
70%
Mr. Scott
65%
Geordi LaForge
65%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
60%
Spock
60%
Uhura
60%
Deanna Troi
60%
Chekov
50%
Jean-Luc Picard
50%
Data
50%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
50%
Worf
30%
Mr. Sulu
20%
You are a pessimistic and bitter doctor,
but you are skilled in the ways of medicine and science.

Well, the pessimistic and bitter are sometimes true, but don't count on me in a medical emergency!
First Aid is all I can offer!
Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

This cannot be right. (Although it would explain a lot.)
Is it too late to change from my career in stellar cartography?
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nabbed from Pompey

Your results: (originally quizzed on September 10 ,2011, but stored at this earlier date)
You are Leonard McCoy (Bones)
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
100%
Beverly Crusher
80%
Will Riker
70%
Mr. Scott
65%
Geordi LaForge
65%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
60%
Spock
60%
Uhura
60%
Deanna Troi
60%
Chekov
50%
Jean-Luc Picard
50%
Data
50%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
50%
Worf
30%
Mr. Sulu
20%
You are a pessimistic and bitter doctor,
but you are skilled in the ways of medicine and science.

Well, the pessimistic and bitter are sometimes true, but don't count on me in a medical emergency!
First Aid is all I can offer!
Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

This cannot be right. (Although it would explain a lot.)
Is it too late to change from my career in stellar cartography?
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