Tis Better to Give

[capt_facepalm]

Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight)
Characters:  Professor James Moriarty
Summary: The villain shocks everybody by doing one completely selfless thing.
Warnings:  (none)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: for challenge 012 at great_tales

.oOOo.

This year, in a valiant attempt to make the transition from naughty to nice, Professor Moriarty compiles his Christmas gift list...

King of Bohemia: Irene Adler’s portrait as an odalisque
Sebastian Moran: A new rifle (experimental prototype)
Sherlock Holmes: Three phials 8% cocaine and water
Mycroft Holmes: Imported Chocolate Gateau
John Watson: Season pass for two to Blackheath Rugby
Mrs Hudson: Two week holiday voucher at The Grande Hotel in Brighton
Baker Street Irregulars: Extract of Imodium (one dozen doses)
Jonathan Small: Miss Mary Morston’s address
Grimesby Roylott: Treatise upon the Care of Indo-Asian Swamp Adders
Jack Stapleton: a puppy

.oOOo.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Comments

[goldvermilion87.livejournal.com]

You are a very twisted individual.

*snrk*

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

Thank you!
:-P

[eanor.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that's a fun Christmas list! I wonder what Professor Moriarty will get in return. ^^

[litlover12.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I scent a sequel. :-) Nice job on this!

[med_cat]

I _beg_ your pardon?! :P

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, I would plead temporary insanity, but I doubt anyone would believe the 'temporary' aspect!

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

Socks. Evildoers always get socks for Christmas.
(Thanks for commenting!)

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[med_cat]

Well, I'd not go _that_ far, but I do believe there should be a name for "beyond crack" category, as IMHO this drabble should be classified in such a manner ;)

[darkside-phenom.livejournal.com]

So nice to come back to LJ and see your drabbles waiting.

Love this little gift list

And in the spirit of giving how about a low altitude parachute for the good Professor....waterproof and with a built in cushioning of course ;)

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

Welcome back!
And what a thoughtful gift idea for the Professor!
(Almost everyone else was pitching in for a necktie... a hemp necktie!

[goldvermilion87.livejournal.com]

Still giggling...

Not sure if my favorite is the BSIs or Stapleton...

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

'Tis the rum Moriarty slipped into your eggnog!