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Title:  Overdue
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom:  Discworld
Characters:  Sam Vimes, the Librarian, Sybill Vimes (née Ramkin)
Summary:  Prompt fill for Challenge 108 at great_tales
Warnings:  (none)
Word Count: 750-ish
Author's Notes: I have not read all of Terry Pratchett's Discworld, but I love what I have read so far!
( This way to the story... )

Title: Transmogrified Again
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  Sherlock (BBC)
Characters:  John Watson; Sherlock Holmes
Summary:  Mycroft's transformation process has finally worn off, but things are far from back to normal.
Warnings:  More things that go yip in the night
Word Count: 270
Author's Notes:
1) With kind permission from the brilliant donutsweeper, I have written a follow-up to Transmogrified.
2) Without any permission, I have quoted Douglas Adams.

( This way to the... whatever this is... )

Title: Tally Ho
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: BBC Sherlock and Robin Hood
Characters: Robin (who has a hooded cloak), Guy de Lestrade, diminutive John
Summary: Traditional introductions ensue...
Warnings: Flattery bordering on plagiarism, historical anachronism, and random meta abound.
Word Count: 1075
Author's Notes: One-shot crossover gift fic for gardnerhill

( This way through the forest... )

Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  The Hobbit
Characters:  Bilbo Baggins
Summary: Adventuring may involve collateral damage.
Warnings:  (angst)
Word Count:  80
Author's Notes: For Challenge 101 at great_tales

( Eighty casualties... )

Fandom: Crossover of BBC Sherlock and Cabin Pressure

Mycroft examined the CCTVs.
Yellow car!

Fandom: Cabin Pressure

Yellow car!
Yellow car!!
Yellow car!!!

Blue planet.
Mostly harmless.
Once again.

Surprising Rice!
Brilliant new rice-free formulation!

nabbed from Pompey

Your results: (originally quizzed on September 10 ,2011, but stored at this earlier date)
You are Leonard McCoy (Bones)

Leonard McCoy (Bones) 100% Beverly Crusher 80% Will Riker 70% Mr. Scott 65% Geordi LaForge 65% James T. Kirk (Captain) 60% Spock 60% Uhura 60% Deanna Troi 60% Chekov 50% Jean-Luc Picard 50% Data 50% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 50% Worf 30% Mr. Sulu 20%

You are a pessimistic and bitter doctor, but you are skilled in the ways of medicine and science. Well, the pessimistic and bitter are sometimes true, but don't count on me in a medical emergency! First Aid is all I can offer!

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

This cannot be right. (Although it would explain a lot.)
Is it too late to change from my career in stellar cartography?