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Title: Fish Food
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (BBC)
Characters: Dr Sprain and the Hat Detective
Summary: (too short to summarise)
Warnings: (none)
Word Count: 25
Author's Notes: July 22nd 2014 prompt: Dr Seuss (bonus feature)

( This way to the not-drabble... )

Title:  Bricks Without Clay: Bloggers' Block
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Characters: John Watson
Summary: Even John suffers from writers' "block"
Warnings: Contains small parts. Not suitable for children under five years.
Word Piece Count: 32
Author's Notes:

Title:  Miss Charlotte Blakeney
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandoms: A Tale of Two Cities (yeah, right)
Characters: Mary Sue
Summary: Challenge 205 at great_tales
Warnings: (Now where's the fun in that?)
Apologies: To the original author(s) and to litlover12 (who has prompted me to read A Tale of Two Cities for the first time, but is otherwise blameless)
Word Count: 405

( This way to the story... )

Title: Bricks Without Clay
Artist: capt_facepalm
Rating: G
Fandom:  BBC Sherlock - Discworld
Medium: Lego
Characters:  A Doctor and an Anthropomorphic Personification
Summary:  Sherlock Holmes may not be able to make bricks without clay, but I can.
Warnings:  Contains Small Parts: Not suitable for children under 3 years of age.
Brick Count: 38
Author's Notes: For Yea, Though I Walk, a wonderful fic by donutsweeper. 

Title:  Overdue
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom:  Discworld
Characters:  Sam Vimes, the Librarian, Sybill Vimes (née Ramkin)
Summary:  Prompt fill for Challenge 108 at great_tales
Warnings:  (none)
Word Count: 750-ish
Author's Notes: I have not read all of Terry Pratchett's Discworld, but I love what I have read so far!
( This way to the story... )

Title: Transmogrified Again
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  Sherlock (BBC)
Characters:  John Watson; Sherlock Holmes
Summary:  Mycroft's transformation process has finally worn off, but things are far from back to normal.
Warnings:  More things that go yip in the night
Word Count: 270
Author's Notes:
1) With kind permission from the brilliant donutsweeper, I have written a follow-up to Transmogrified.
2) Without any permission, I have quoted Douglas Adams.

( This way to the... whatever this is... )

Title:  Tally Ho
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom:  BBC Sherlock and Robin Hood
Characters:  Robin (who has a hooded cloak), Guy de Lestrade, diminutive John
Summary:  Traditional introductions ensue...
Warnings:  Flattery bordering on plagiarism, historical anachronism, and random meta abound.
Word Count: 1075
Author's Notes: One-shot crossover gift fic for gardnerhill

( This way through the forest... )

Title:  Fowl Play on Words
Author: capt_facepalm
Fandom:  BBC Sherlock
Characters:  Mrs Hudson, John Watson
Rating:  PG
Summary:  This. Is stupid.
Word Count: 25
Author's Notes:   Challenge 105 at great_tales

( John Watson is a quack... )

Title: Vampiric Holmesian AU
Author: capt_facepalm
Fandom:  Sherlock Holmes (BBC)
Characters:  Sherlock Holmes, John H. Watson
Rating:  PG
Warning:  (none)
Word Count: 56
Author's Notes: For Challenge 104 at great_tales


( Bloody lunacy... )