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Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight)
Characters:  Professor James Moriarty
Summary: The villain shocks everybody by doing one completely selfless thing.
Warnings:  (none)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: for at [info]great_tales


.oOOo.

This year, in a valiant attempt to make the transition from naughty to nice, Professor Moriarty compiles his Christmas gift list...

King of Bohemia: Irene Adler’s portrait as an odalisque
Sebastian Moran: A new rifle (experimental prototype)
Sherlock Holmes: Three phials 8% cocaine and water
Mycroft Holmes: Imported Chocolate Gateau
John Watson: Season pass for two to Blackheath Rugby
Mrs Hudson: Two week holiday voucher at The Grande Hotel in Brighton
Baker Street Irregulars: Extract of Imodium (one dozen doses)
Jonathan Small: Miss Mary Morston’s address
Grimesby Roylott: Treatise upon the Care of Indo-Asian Swamp Adders
Jack Stapleton: a puppy

.oOOo.

Happy Holidays, everyone!
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