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Title:  A Dubious Tale
Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight)
Characters: Mr Sherlock Holmes, Dr John H. Watson
Summary: A prospective client's story
Warnings: (Author is a cheat)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: July 2nd prompt: (Use at least two of the following words: abdicate, automaton, allele, Zarathustra, zither.)

Sherlock Holmes, attentive to Mr Porter’s story, turned to his fellow lodger. Watson was listening to the narrative with growing agitation. The war correspondent’s first-hand account of his Maiwand adventures was a riveting tale well told, yet Watson’s expression hardened like cold steel.

‘Thank you, Mr Porter. That will be all. I’ll let you know if I will take your case.’

The prospective client was barely out the door when Watson exclaimed:

‘He’s a fraud, Holmes! The Ghazis worshipped Allah, not Zarathrustra. In fact, they chanted “Allahu Akbar”, not “Allele Allele”. Anyone who was actually there would never forget it.’

.oOOo.

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Date: 2013-07-02 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com
Author may be a cheat, but author is an excellent cheat! :)

Date: 2013-07-02 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
LoL! Oh, that was clever!

Date: 2013-07-02 11:26 pm (UTC)
monkeybard: (Default)
From: [personal profile] monkeybard
Well done! I think that your "cheat" is totally legit!

Date: 2013-07-03 12:31 am (UTC)
ancalime8301: viola (Default)
From: [personal profile] ancalime8301
Haha, nice workaround. :)

Date: 2013-07-03 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maestress83.livejournal.com
Righteous anger is a good look on Watson. :)

Date: 2013-07-03 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldvermilion87.livejournal.com
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

You sneaky little devil, you!

Date: 2013-07-03 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pompey01.livejournal.com
Yay! Deductive!Watson for the win! :D

Date: 2013-07-03 06:52 am (UTC)
debriswoman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] debriswoman
I think Holmes would approve:-)

Date: 2013-07-03 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Desperate times call for desperate measures!

:D

Date: 2013-07-03 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
He would indeed. That is why he did not take the case!

Date: 2013-07-03 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Poor Watson.
There are but a few things that would raise his ire, and this would be one of them!

Date: 2013-07-03 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thanks!
Watson warned Holmes that he had a bad temper, yet in canon we see little evidence of it. We need MORE angry Watson!

Date: 2013-07-03 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thanks! I was desperate. Usually with this type of challenge I try to cram all the words in, and "Allele" was not a word in the time period I wished to write for. So, I had to think of something else.

Date: 2013-07-03 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thanks! But, to be fair, it is a cheat.
:D

Date: 2013-07-03 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thank you! Since "allele" wasn't a word at the time of this story, I suppose I can use it however I like.

Date: 2013-07-03 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Why, thank you, ma'am!

Date: 2013-07-04 02:21 am (UTC)
methylviolet10b: a variety of different pocketwatches (Default)
From: [personal profile] methylviolet10b
BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is *fantastic* and not a cheat at all, it's brilliantly creative! Brava!

Date: 2013-07-04 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thank you so much!
As I am committed to writing canon drabbles, this one proved quite a challenge!

Date: 2013-07-04 03:22 am (UTC)
methylviolet10b: a variety of different pocketwatches (Default)
From: [personal profile] methylviolet10b
You met it brilliantly!

Date: 2013-07-04 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Hahaha!
One person's cheating is another person's thinking outside the box!

Date: 2013-07-08 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gardnerhill.livejournal.com
Shorter Watson: "BULL F**KING S**T!!!"

Date: 2013-07-08 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Subtext!Watson! is a sweary Watson!

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