Title: A Toast
Author:
capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD-Compliant Gaslight)
Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Dr Watson, Mr Sherlock Holmes
Summary: The aftermath of The Adventure of the Six Napoleons
Warnings: (the only good pun is a bad pun)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: July 17th prompt: Pawky sense of humour
Celebrations were in order.
‘This round’s on me, landlord,’ said Inspector Lestrade. ‘Doctor, would you care to do the honours?’
‘Very well,’ said Dr Watson, standing and raising his glass.
‘To the sixth Napoleon: which, except for its hidden treasure, bore a striking resemblance to its five predecessors.’
Lestrade lifted his glass and suddenly paused as the words sunk in. Watson chuckled merrily.
‘Say nothing to encourage him, Lestrade,’ Holmes warned.
‘And now let us finally declare,’ Watson continued, ‘that this case was a bust.’
Holmes only rolled his eyes. ‘Do you see what I have to put up with?’
Author:
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD-Compliant Gaslight)
Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Dr Watson, Mr Sherlock Holmes
Summary: The aftermath of The Adventure of the Six Napoleons
Warnings: (the only good pun is a bad pun)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: July 17th prompt: Pawky sense of humour
Celebrations were in order.
‘This round’s on me, landlord,’ said Inspector Lestrade. ‘Doctor, would you care to do the honours?’
‘Very well,’ said Dr Watson, standing and raising his glass.
‘To the sixth Napoleon: which, except for its hidden treasure, bore a striking resemblance to its five predecessors.’
Lestrade lifted his glass and suddenly paused as the words sunk in. Watson chuckled merrily.
‘Say nothing to encourage him, Lestrade,’ Holmes warned.
‘And now let us finally declare,’ Watson continued, ‘that this case was a bust.’
Holmes only rolled his eyes. ‘Do you see what I have to put up with?’
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Date: 2015-07-17 02:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-19 10:54 pm (UTC)*innocent whistling*
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Date: 2015-07-20 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-17 05:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-19 10:54 pm (UTC)I enjoyed writing this one too much!
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Date: 2015-07-17 07:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-19 10:55 pm (UTC)Poor Holmes did not know this was one of Watson's other vices.
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Date: 2015-07-17 10:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-19 10:53 pm (UTC)Still not heeding the warnings, I see!
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Date: 2015-07-17 11:25 pm (UTC)I love that! Especially with Watson merrily continuing on.
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Date: 2015-07-19 10:56 pm (UTC)Watson is on a bit of a roll. The drink helped.
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Date: 2015-07-18 05:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-19 10:57 pm (UTC)(Thanks!)
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Date: 2015-07-18 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-19 10:59 pm (UTC)I figure Watson would have to have a good sense of humour in order to cope with all the things he has to put up with.
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Date: 2015-07-18 08:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-19 11:00 pm (UTC)(Thanks!)
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Date: 2015-07-22 02:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-22 04:33 am (UTC)