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Title: The Musical Fruit
Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight ACD)
Characters: Mrs Hudson, Sherlock Holmes, (Watson mentioned in passing...)
Summary: Supper at 221 Baker St
Warnings: (Potty humour is funny)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: July 6th 2016 prompt: Food, glorious food

.oOOo.

‘Oh no, Mr Holmes, was supper not to the Doctor's liking?’

‘I'm afraid that the opposite was unfortunately true, Mrs Hudson. It was nice of you make his favourite dish. He may have over-indulged a tad.’

‘He mentioned how much he missed Indian cooking and the recipe was easy enough to follow. I didn’t overdo the coriander, did I?’

‘Trust me, it was delightful. Watson may have just under-estimated his digestive system's state of recovery, that's all.’

‘The poor man has been in the water closet all evening.’

‘Don’t fret, dear lady. He would say it was worth the winds.’

.oOOo.

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Date: 2016-07-07 01:22 am (UTC)
ext_1789368: okapi (Default)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
Oh I see what you did there. Funny! And I do the same thing with some foods and heartburn.

Date: 2016-07-08 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thanks! Embarrassing though it may be, we've all been there at one time or another.

Date: 2016-07-07 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gardnerhill.livejournal.com
Booo! Boooo! Boooo!

*snort*

Date: 2016-07-08 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Poor Watson. At least he did enjoy the meal before he had to excuse himself in embarrassment. Thanks!

Date: 2016-07-07 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort* that was awful!!!

Date: 2016-07-08 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
At your service. *bows*
Well, Watson enjoyed it at the time. What happened after just served as a reminder that in July nothing is safe he has not fully recovered from enteric fever.

Date: 2016-07-07 04:30 am (UTC)
methylviolet10b: a variety of different pocketwatches (Default)
From: [personal profile] methylviolet10b
GROAN!!!

Date: 2016-07-08 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
At your service. *bows*

Date: 2016-07-07 05:14 am (UTC)
thewhitelily: (Default)
From: [personal profile] thewhitelily
No. NO! *helpless giggling*

Date: 2016-07-08 10:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Yes. YES! Potty humour IS funny!
Thanks!

Date: 2016-07-07 06:16 am (UTC)
caffienekitty: (facepalm)
From: [personal profile] caffienekitty
Facepamling forever. Gaaaaaaaaah.

Date: 2016-07-08 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Yeah... Sorry about that.
(Not really!)
Thanks!

Date: 2016-07-08 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pompey01.livejournal.com
I am so ashamed! When I read the title the first thing that popped into my head was something like a flute made from a gourd. Then I remembered that delightful childhood rhyme. . .

Date: 2016-07-08 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Apparently, I'm mining my Girl Guide experience for plot material these days. Thanks!

Date: 2016-07-08 08:11 am (UTC)
debriswoman: (cat and mouse)
From: [personal profile] debriswoman
Ouch

Date: 2016-07-08 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
At your service. *bows*

(You were warned about me...)

Date: 2016-07-10 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maestress83.livejournal.com
*dies from the pun*

Date: 2016-07-19 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
*bows* My work here is done!
Thanks!

Date: 2016-07-11 06:29 am (UTC)
hagstrom: (Default)
From: [personal profile] hagstrom
Having the awfully sensitive stomach I have for some foods, I sympathize with Watson completely in this one.

Date: 2016-07-19 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Some of my favourite foods don't like me very much. Poor Watson.
Thanks!

Date: 2016-07-14 07:31 pm (UTC)
med_cat: (Default)
From: [personal profile] med_cat
Oh dear, you would...:P

Date: 2016-07-19 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
*winks* Potty humour is fun!
Thanks!
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