The Lucky Fez
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capt_facepalmTitle: The Lucky Fez
Author:capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight ACD)
Characters: Mr Sherlock Holmes, Dr John Watson
Summary: 'Tis a silly thing
Warning: (none)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: July 17th 2018 prompt: Hats, hats, hats
.oOOo.
‘Holmes, what are you doing with my lucky fez?’
The consulting detective lowered his magnifying lens and replied. ‘Ahh, Watson. I have been examining it to see if it would make a suitable fruit bowl.’
‘A fruit bowl? What? No!. You have already ruined my slippers…’
‘I was trying to teach Toby to fetch them for you. It’s not my fault he chewed one of them to bits.’
‘Dogs chew, Holmes. It's their raison d'être. You use the remaining one as your tobacco pouch.’
‘Can you think of another use for a singular slipper?’
‘Just give me back my fez.’
Author:
capt_facepalm Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight ACD)
Characters: Mr Sherlock Holmes, Dr John Watson
Summary: 'Tis a silly thing
Warning: (none)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: July 17th 2018 prompt: Hats, hats, hats
.oOOo.
‘Holmes, what are you doing with my lucky fez?’
The consulting detective lowered his magnifying lens and replied. ‘Ahh, Watson. I have been examining it to see if it would make a suitable fruit bowl.’
‘A fruit bowl? What? No!. You have already ruined my slippers…’
‘I was trying to teach Toby to fetch them for you. It’s not my fault he chewed one of them to bits.’
‘Dogs chew, Holmes. It's their raison d'être. You use the remaining one as your tobacco pouch.’
‘Can you think of another use for a singular slipper?’
‘Just give me back my fez.’
.oOOo.
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Supplementary Notes:
'I said, give it back.'
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Please sign the guestbook
Supplementary Notes:
'I said, give it back.'
And a bonus point!
