Sorry, Wrong Number
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capt_facepalmTitle: Sorry, Wrong Number
Author:capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight ACD)
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, retired to Sussex and regretting installing a telephone
Summary: Holmes' last words before hanging up (a top-ten list)
Warning: (craic)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: July 24th 2020 prompt: The Wonder of the Age
Author:
capt_facepalm Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight ACD)
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, retired to Sussex and regretting installing a telephone
Summary: Holmes' last words before hanging up (a top-ten list)
Warning: (craic)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: July 24th 2020 prompt: The Wonder of the Age
.oOOo.
‘No thanks. I grow my own belladonna.’
‘Watson? You’re not Watson.’
‘No, I don’t want to get rid of the mice.’
‘No, Mycroft. Just no.’
‘I wasn’t disguising my voice. I’m not here.’
‘Inspector, I retired away from London so I would not have to review your cases.’
‘Dr Watson is not here, and no, he doesn’t want to hear your plot idea.’
‘The ones I like are discontinued, so I won’t be ordering any Girl Guide biscuits.’
‘I know the Nigerian royal line quite well, and you are not amongst them.’
‘No, I do not require a beekeeper’s apprentice.’
‘No thanks. I grow my own belladonna.’
‘Watson? You’re not Watson.’
‘No, I don’t want to get rid of the mice.’
‘No, Mycroft. Just no.’
‘I wasn’t disguising my voice. I’m not here.’
‘Inspector, I retired away from London so I would not have to review your cases.’
‘Dr Watson is not here, and no, he doesn’t want to hear your plot idea.’
‘The ones I like are discontinued, so I won’t be ordering any Girl Guide biscuits.’
‘I know the Nigerian royal line quite well, and you are not amongst them.’
‘No, I do not require a beekeeper’s apprentice.’
.oOOo.
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Supplementary Notes: We've been here before, July 8, 2016 in Days of Miracle and Wonder .
Also, this was inspired by responses to comments left in an earlier drabble (now where is that link?)
Also, this was inspired by responses to comments left in an earlier drabble (now where is that link?)
