Clueless

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Title:  Clueless
Author:  Capt_Facepalm
Fandom:  BBC Sherlock
Characters:  John, Sherlock
Rating:  PG
Summary:  Sherlock does not understand 'knock knock' jokes
Word Count: 8
Author's Notes:  My, it's cracky this morning!

(John)  Knock? Knock?
(Sherlock) Who's there?
(John) Asexual.
(Sherlock) A sexual what?

Comments

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

Ha!
"John why do you keep smirking at me?"

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

Poor Sherlock! The most brilliant idiot around!

[bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com]

lol

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to share a laugh!

[yourebrilliant.livejournal.com]

*mad laughter* ILU.

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

*giggle-snort*

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

The minions are happy pants dancing for your cracky Muse.
*giggling*

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

Happy pants dancing is the BEST!
Thanks!

[dork-nerd.livejournal.com]

I can picture John trying to explain the concept.
"After I say 'Knock, Knock,' you say 'Who's there?'"
"Why would I ask 'Who's there?' I would have already deduced who was at the door."
"It's not a real person, it's a joke!"
"Is the joke the fact that I'm not supposed to know who is at the door?"
"JUST FOLLOW THE PATTERN!"
[insert your fic]
"NEVERMIND!" *John storms away*

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

Exactly! This is exatly how I originally pictured it!

Now, just add this litte bit to the end after John storms away...

*John slams the door on his way out. Sherlock, who wanted the flat to himself, smirks without taking his eyes off his laptop*

[dork-nerd.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*
Of course Sherlock is always thinking at least three steps ahead of John... and the manipulative bastard takes full advantage of it. Specifically, for alone time in the flat. Generally, for personal amusement.