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Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight)
Characters: Major John H. Watson, RAMC
Summary:  An unexpected threat during The Great War
Warnings:  Derogatory name use in historical context. Historical accuracy optional
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes:

July 27, 1916
Field Hospital 15
France (location classified)


‘Sergeant, I need you to remain very calm and find Smitty or someone else who speaks German.’

‘Major Watson!  Where did Fritzie here get that knife?!?’

‘It hardly matters now. Just follow my orders.’

‘He cannot hide behind you. I can get a clear shot!’

‘Not before he slits my throat. Please… put your gun away.’

‘Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t shoot him dead right now!’

‘I’ll give you three… One; he’s badly wounded.’

‘So what! He’s the enemy!’

‘Two; he’s very young, and very scared.’

‘That won’t stop me…’

‘…And three; he also has a grenade.’

.oOOo.

Please duck and cover

Date: 2011-07-17 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldvermilion87.livejournal.com
*shivers*

I was actually wondering if all he answers to tis prompt would be funny, since I personally do a lot od humorous dialogue. The answer is obviouslt "no".

Well done.

(now I am inspired to write something non-humorous. hehe!)

Date: 2011-07-18 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldvermilion87.livejournal.com
(I wrote that comment on my kindle by the way... hence the atrocious typography. oops)

Date: 2011-07-21 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
I hadn't noticed.
;-P

Date: 2011-07-21 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thanks!
So much of my work is dialogue-based of late.
The credit and the blame is yours!

Date: 2011-07-21 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldvermilion87.livejournal.com
*pats self on back*

:-P

Date: 2011-07-17 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com
Oh dear, that third one is a very good reason indeed!

Date: 2011-07-21 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Watson seems to think they are all very valid reasons.
(But the third one would certainly get the sergeant's attention!)

Date: 2011-07-17 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scotlandyarder.livejournal.com
Whoops! Yeah, that's a good reason...
Awesome drabble.

Date: 2011-07-21 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thanks! Watson seems to think they are all very valid reasons.
(But the third one would certainly get the sergeant's attention!)

Date: 2011-07-17 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com
The other reasons are good morally, but the third is good practically!

Date: 2011-07-21 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Hopefully, someone who speaks German will be able to help sort this out. Watson is equally concerned with all three reasons.
Thanks for commenting!

Date: 2011-07-18 12:16 am (UTC)
methylviolet10b: a variety of different pocketwatches (Default)
From: [personal profile] methylviolet10b
*whump*

Ooof. That's got a sting in the tail, for certain. Well done you.

Date: 2011-07-21 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thanks!
I've been writing so much dialogue lately, I had to spice it up a little!

Date: 2011-07-18 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gardnerhill.livejournal.com
Sounds like Captain Mal Reynolds explaining his emotional state to a crewmember who did something behind his back: "Well, I'm ... confused. And...I'm angry. And I'm...armed."

Date: 2011-07-21 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
(Again with the unfamiliar references) Clearly, I have to leave my fandom more often!

Date: 2011-07-18 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Yipes! Yes, that is definitely an important consideration.

Date: 2011-07-21 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Yes, all three are (at least to Watson)!
Thanks for commenting!

Date: 2011-07-18 09:31 pm (UTC)
ext_24392: (SH - BBC - John - Me)
From: [identity profile] random-nexus.livejournal.com
Excellent! I can just hear him saying it.
Nicely done.

Date: 2011-07-21 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thank you so much!
That is a lovely compliment!
(WWI Watson just has to be an older!awesome)

Date: 2011-07-21 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dork-nerd.livejournal.com
After your Monty Python cross over all I could think is
1) What is your name?
2) What is your quest?
3) What is the is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

That last one will always get you...

(It is probably too late at night to be reading fic/commenting... Sorry...)

Date: 2011-07-22 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Your comment logically leads to something about "The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" which is likely great against plot bunnies and other killer rabbits.

(Oh no, what have I done?)
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