Vampiric Holmesian AU
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capt_facepalmTitle: Vampiric Holmesian AU
Author:![[info]](https://capt-facepalm.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=1)
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Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (BBC)
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John H. Watson
Rating: PG
Warning: (none)
Word Count: 56
Author's Notes: For Challenge 104 at![[info]](https://capt-facepalm.livejournal.com/img/community.gif?v=88.3)
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Vampiric Holmesian AU, or:
Author Cleverly Avoids Words that Rhyme with Firetruck
This poem's timing is ripe
In keeping with vampire hype.
It was just Sherlock's luck
When his fangs finally struck
He found that John wasn't his type.
'It's because I'm a werewolf,' John said
His hindfoot idly scratching his head.
'No, it's more that your shedding
Has ruined the bedding
Despite what you may have read.'
Author:
capt_facepalmFandom: Sherlock Holmes (BBC)
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John H. Watson
Rating: PG
Warning: (none)
Word Count: 56
Author's Notes: For Challenge 104 at
great_talesVampiric Holmesian AU, or:
Author Cleverly Avoids Words that Rhyme with Firetruck
This poem's timing is ripe
In keeping with vampire hype.
It was just Sherlock's luck
When his fangs finally struck
He found that John wasn't his type.
'It's because I'm a werewolf,' John said
His hindfoot idly scratching his head.
'No, it's more that your shedding
Has ruined the bedding
Despite what you may have read.'
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Date: 2012-04-15 04:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-04-15 04:33 pm (UTC)It is meant as a parody.. I hope it reads that way!
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Date: 2012-04-15 05:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-04-15 11:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-04-17 01:27 pm (UTC)And keep those sparkly vampires away from me! What a horrible role model, that Bella Swan! Worse even than Cinderella! At least JK Rowling got werewolves right: seriously out-of-control lunatics.
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Date: 2012-04-15 11:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-04-17 01:21 pm (UTC):)
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Date: 2012-04-16 05:49 pm (UTC)You gave Sherlock a good run
And John is banging his drum
werewolves and vampires are come!
And Mrs Hudson said this is fun!
;)
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Date: 2012-04-17 01:14 pm (UTC)Well done!
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Date: 2012-04-22 07:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-04-22 07:22 pm (UTC)No comment! :P
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Date: 2012-04-23 01:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-03 06:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-03 06:38 pm (UTC)reaction of readers to this work ;)
Date: 2012-05-16 04:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-16 05:50 pm (UTC)(Well, backwards in a Western context at any rate!)
Thanks for the animation!
:D
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Date: 2012-05-16 06:23 pm (UTC)