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Title: Genius Loses An Audience
Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Characters:  Dr John Watson, RAMC (retired); Sherlock Holmes, World's 1st Consulting Detective
Summary:  Crack
Warnings:  Dubius linguistic merit
Word Count: 55
Author's Notes:  Not for Challenge 001 (I already have one, but nobody read it either!)

.oOOo.

 

‘So, what you are saying is that you're smarter than those... other, stupider geniuses?!?’

‘Genii.’

‘What?’

‘Genii, John. The plural of genius is genii.’

[incredulous pause]

‘You're purposely avoiding my question.’

‘More stupid.’

‘I give up.’

‘There is no such word as 'stupider'.’

[Doctor puts on coat.]

‘I'm going to Sarah's.’

[Door slams. Detective smiles.]


Date: 2011-03-29 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dork-nerd.livejournal.com
That's right, Dr. Watson. Walk away. You can't win when the game is 'Provoke John'.

It's the little victories in life. :)

Date: 2011-04-01 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Ha ha!
Soon, Dr Watson, you will learn to realise that when Sherlock wants the flat to himself, you may as well leave before he does something really obnoxious!
Thanks for commenting!

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