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Title:  Tea Service
Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD-Compliant Gaslight)
Characters: Major John H. Watson, RAMC
Summary: The old man has still got it (unfortunately)
Warnings: (WWI casualty)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: July 23rd prompt: Improvised Tools

‘I’m sorry, Major Watson, there will be no tea tonight.’

‘Why, what has happened?’

‘The billycan has been shot. It could have been a sniper or a ricochet—‘

‘Blast! That was the last of the Darjeeling.’

‘There’s good news and bad news on that front, sir. The tea had not yet been set to steep. Unfortunately it was our only kettle.’

‘Surely you enterprising young officers can improvise something.’

‘We could use Lieutenant Black’s helmet! He was sent home yesterday.’

‘Desperate times call for desperate measures— it’ll need a good scrubbing before we can call Black’s pot a kettle.’


.oOOo.

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Date: 2015-07-24 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gardnerhill.livejournal.com
The war is different, but the pawk remains. And nothing NOTHING keeps an Englishman from his tea.

Date: 2015-07-28 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
The day the Major stops joking will be a day of great concern. It is one of his coping mechanisms. As is the tea.
Thanks!

Date: 2015-07-24 12:45 am (UTC)
ext_1789368: okapi (Default)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
Finally! Somebody's got the right priorities! Save the Darjeeling! Blast the rest!

Date: 2015-07-28 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Absolutely! The tea is paramount!
Thanks!

Date: 2015-07-24 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pompey01.livejournal.com
Ending line: ba dum CH!

After all, standards must be upheld, even in foxholes. :)

Date: 2015-07-29 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
This is Major Watson's regular debriefing with his junior staff and the tea is a very important symbol. He provides it as a luxury and as a commitment to maintaining decorum even in the hellish trenches. He is greatly admired and his awful puns are tolerated.
Thanks!

Date: 2015-07-24 01:19 am (UTC)
hagstrom: (Default)
From: [personal profile] hagstrom
This? Was brilliant!

Date: 2015-07-29 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Aww, thanks!
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Date: 2015-07-24 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maestress83.livejournal.com
You are a punning menace and you need to be stopped! :)

Date: 2015-07-29 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Muahaha!
You will have to catch me first!
(Thanks!)

Date: 2015-07-24 03:41 am (UTC)
monkeybard: (Default)
From: [personal profile] monkeybard
Oh gawd! I did not see that coming and I ought to have. Kudos and D'oh!

Date: 2015-07-29 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Stealth pun is stealthy. It even sneaked up on me!
Thanks!

Date: 2015-07-24 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
Glad to see Watson is maintaining his priorities - tea and puns!

Date: 2015-07-29 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Yes, indeed. A sense of humour can make even bad situations a bit better, and tea... well, it's tea, isn't it!
Thanks!

Date: 2015-07-24 06:24 pm (UTC)
ancalime8301: viola (Default)
From: [personal profile] ancalime8301
That one is truly groan worthy! :-)

Date: 2015-07-29 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
The only good pun is a bad pun!
Thanks!

Date: 2015-07-25 04:02 am (UTC)
med_cat: (Default)
From: [personal profile] med_cat
Only you would come up with _this_ from that kind of prompt :P

Date: 2015-07-29 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
I try to be original. This time I succeeded.
Thanks!

Date: 2015-07-29 12:20 am (UTC)
med_cat: (Default)
From: [personal profile] med_cat
:)

Date: 2015-07-27 11:15 pm (UTC)
debriswoman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] debriswoman
*admires evil last line*

Date: 2015-07-29 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Thanks!
I'll let Watson take the blame/credit for that stinker.

Date: 2015-08-03 01:02 am (UTC)
caffienekitty: (facepalm)
From: [personal profile] caffienekitty
"it’ll need a good scrubbing before we can call Black’s pot a kettle.’"

Oh dear god. XD

Date: 2015-08-09 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
I refuse to apoligise for any damage this pun may have caused.
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