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Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG
Fandom:  Sherlock Holmes (Gaslight)
Characters:
  Dr John H. Watson, Sherlock Holmes, unexpected others
Summary:
  Alternate Universe, Crossover, or a really bad fever?
Warnings:
  (Wacky and off-the-wall; the weirder, the better)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes:
  July 6th writing prompt


October 1895
Baker Street


‘Holmes, where have you been?’ Dr Watson demanded.

‘Really, Doctor, you are still feverish. I had to leave you here,’

‘How long have you been gone?’

‘I realise you are frustrated at being ill, but I didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisition!

Three men, resplendent in their scarlet robes burst into the room.

‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!’ they exclaimed.

While Cardinals Ximénez and Fang interrogated the detective, Cardinal Biggles gently took Watson’s elbow and guided him back into the sitting room.

‘Doctor, your fever is raging. Have a seat in the comfy chair.’

‘No! Not the comfy chair!'

.oOOo.

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Date: 2011-07-06 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Okay... 'Cat' makes more sense... but visually, 'Cake' would make a better story (especially a vicious cake... something likened to 'Strangling Spaghetti')!

Date: 2011-07-06 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com
Maybe a cake like this one?

(Why yes, I did spend too much time on youtube looking at Swedish Chef clips, why do you ask?)

Date: 2011-07-06 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
You say that like watching Swedish Chef clips is a bad thing!

Date: 2011-07-06 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com
Only when you've watched so many you find yourself singing his theme song (including the "Börk, börk, börk!") in the supermarket and realize there are people staring at you.....

Date: 2011-07-09 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leenah.livejournal.com
if someone did that at my grocery store i'd want to meet them. *all love for the swedish chef*

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