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Title:  Scientific Observation
Author: [info]capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Star Trek (TOS)
Characters:  Spock, James T. Kirk
Summary:  Scientific observation
Warnings:  I did this on a dare (I'm so sorry)
Word Count: 55
Author's Notes:  For Challenge 001 at [info]great_tales 

.oOOo.
 

“Fascinating.”

“You always say that. Can you be more specific?”

“It appears to be a new lifeform.”

“How long have you been observing it?”

“I have been monitoring its progress since it appeared, yet I cannot determine whether it is papule, vesicle, or macule.  Closer examination is required.”

“It’s just a zit, Spock,” Jim said.

Date: 2011-01-13 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldvermilion87.livejournal.com
I SAW THE AUTHOR'S NOTE AND STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2011-01-13 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldvermilion87.livejournal.com
THE LAST LINE KILLS ME!

Date: 2011-01-13 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldvermilion87.livejournal.com
PS: You're not sorry. Don't pretend that you are. :-P

Date: 2011-01-18 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
I'm about as sorry as my icon depicts!

Date: 2011-01-18 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldvermilion87.livejournal.com
So much sorrier than I thought, then. :-D

Date: 2011-01-23 12:52 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] dreamflower
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Date: 2011-01-23 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
Your reaction is what I was aiming for!
Thank you very much!

Date: 2011-03-29 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dork-nerd.livejournal.com
I hadn't read anything in this fandom... but this had me laughing!

Date: 2011-03-31 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com
It seems that people are trying to tempt me away from canon Sherlock Holmes. But I cannot write serious Trek. It all goes to crack. I'm sure that true Trek fans will find this very offensive. This one was done on a dare. (Then they gave me a prize for it. The fools!)
Thanks for commenting!
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