Scientific Observation

[capt_facepalm]

Title:  Scientific Observation
Author: capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Star Trek (TOS)
Characters:  Spock, James T. Kirk
Summary:  Scientific observation
Warnings:  I did this on a dare (I'm so sorry)
Word Count: 55
Author's Notes:  For Challenge 001 at great_tales 

.oOOo.
 

“Fascinating.”

“You always say that. Can you be more specific?”

“It appears to be a new lifeform.”

“How long have you been observing it?”

“I have been monitoring its progress since it appeared, yet I cannot determine whether it is papule, vesicle, or macule.  Closer examination is required.”

“It’s just a zit, Spock,” Jim said.

Comments

[dork-nerd.livejournal.com]

I hadn't read anything in this fandom... but this had me laughing!

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

It seems that people are trying to tempt me away from canon Sherlock Holmes. But I cannot write serious Trek. It all goes to crack. I'm sure that true Trek fans will find this very offensive. This one was done on a dare. (Then they gave me a prize for it. The fools!)
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